Many of the girls at Central High School in Phoenix, Arizona, couldn’t hide their excitement when John McCain introduced “Ramón,” the Puerto Rican reaggaetonero “Daddy Yankee.” From one daddy to another, McCain praised DY for being married fifteen years and for “making the right choices” in his youth. “Man of few words,” Ramón said McCain was the right choice for president for his stance on immigration issues (mind you, not that Ramón has to worry about deportation like many other Latino homies), and for being “a fighter for the Hispanic community.” McCain, a fighter for the Latino community? Not since Ricky Martin’s performance at the George W. Bush’s 2001 inauguration have progressive Puerto Ricans been so perplexed if not outright appalled. It was a career ender for Ricky, though he purportedly thought the performance would increase his appeal among the oxford button-down and Sperry top-siders crowd. The bread and circuses were captured in the video below. Many continue to sleepwalk though history, while others simply can not understand why “history is what hurts” when a reaggaetonero dispenses somnambulence with every repetitive beat of a soon to be worn postmodern lullaby. “Gasolina,” indeed.